Etudiant mélomane, ouvre les yeux et les oreilles et constate comment on dépasse (voie passive en anglais) les limites du mauvais goût dans la belle chanson qui suit .

Stench bomb Herrïck
Pour écouter la chanson interprétée par Peter, c'est ici.
Pour pousser la chansonnette, c'est là (séquence MIDI riquiqui) ou ici (fichier mp3 dodu)

Pray that you will never be presented
To a herring called ( yeah ) « the Fermented »
Stinking out so much, rotten to the core
A whiff of his socks knocks you to the floor !

Locked up in his room, putrid and half-smoked,
No one has ever seen him getting soaked.
In the buzz of flies covering up his snore,
Passed out in vomit, he lies on the floor...

Oozing pus and snot through each of his pores
Herrïck downs a Bud crawling on all fours,
Yelling out for more, belching like a champ
The whole alphabet without writer's cramp.

Sex-crazed and sex-starved, he can never score,
Who would get it off with such an eyesore?
Every night Herrick the Fermented goes
Staring at triple X-rated videos...

Pray that you will never be presented
To a herring called (yea) the "Fermented"!
Be this a warning of all parents' woe:
Little kids into stinking Herrïcks grow!