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Pour une piqûre de rappel sur THE ou Ø

 

ZIGMUND ZE SHRINK

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Pour pousser la chansonnette, c'est là (séquence MIDI riquiqui) ou ici (fichier mp3 assez balaise)

If you meet some difficulties with your nerves,
Here I am, Zigmund ze Shrink your case deserves,
The greatest mechanic of the human mind,
Whatever your trouble is, sure I will find!

If you're on the verge of committing suicide
Or plugging those people walking by your side,
Put away that pistol and pick up the phone,
Call Zigmund ze Shrink, mein Freund you're not alone !

Ø Neurosis I chase, Ø trauma I pulverise,
Ø Hang-ups I release, Ø phobia I atomise.
Lie down on the couch and Ø Great Freud helping us
You will never recognise your Oedipus!

If you feel strung up, insecure or insane,
For a small fee I will rid you of your pain.
No need for injections, calling on a quack,
I'll tinker and fix your psyche back on track!

(chorus)
Nervous breakdown, schizophrenia,
Come and lie down on my sofa!
Dear psychopath, let's cure the pain,
The evil that is lurking in your brain (ya!)